Collections of the best and funniest clean Yo Mama jokes for kids and adults alike. Yo Mama jokes (also known variously as Yo Mamma, Yo Moma and Yo Momma jokes) are, to quote Wikipedia:
used to insult the target by way of their mother. Used as an insult, "yo mama jokes" prey on widespread sentiments of filial piety, making the insult particularly and globally offensive.
Below are our favorite clean examples of these insults, so you'll never be short of a funny comeback again, especially if someone insults your mom!
Best Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mama's cooking so bad, the homeless give it back.
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mama's so crazy, whenever she runs she takes a psycho-path.
Yo mama so fat, when she go camping, the bears have to put their food in a tree.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama so fat she on both sides the family.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the pool and they found water on Mars.
Yo mama's so fat, her wedding music was the Jurassic Park theme.
Yo mama so fat when I climbed on top of her my ears popped.
Yo momma so fat, her blood type is gravy.
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