Best Pick Up Lines

Do pick up lines really work? Of course they do – if you use them in the right way. And even if they don’t work, they’re entertaining anyway. Some of the funnier ones border on downright genius in our opinion! And if nothing else, they act as great ice breakers.

So if you want to have game, then you really need to have a fully loaded arsenal of lines to hand at all times. Luckily, you’re in the right place because we have a huge collection of all the best pick up lines in existence. From hilarious lines to sweet and romantic lines and everything in between, we’ve got them all.

So set your sights on the girl or guy of your dreams and fire away with these great lines that are sure to work. Well, they’ll have some sort of effect anyway…

(Results not guaranteed! Entertainment is though!)

A huge range of the best pick up lines

Pick Up Lines

Here are some of the most cheesy pick up lines you're ever likely to hear!

They’re high risk and they’re cringe-worthy but give these cheesy chat up lines a try!

A collection of funny pick up lines for Valentine's Day, or any other day!

Only the funniest of funny pick up lines here. Make her laugh and win her heart!

These corny pick up lines are the corniest ever!

Discover your inner corn, and woo the girl of your dreams with these corny chat up lines.

Only the most cute pick up lines are included here!

Who could ever resist these impossibly cute pick up lines? How could they possibly fail?

Woo the man of your dreams with these dirty pick up lines for girls to use on guys

Why should guys have all the fun? Use these dirty pickup lines for girls to win the guy of your dreams!

A selection of the most romantic pick up lines to help make the object of your affections swoon

People say romance is dead, but not if you use these romantic chat up lines! Girls love a guy who’s in touch with his feelings and isn’t afraid to show it.

A selection of dorky pick up lines for all the nerds out there!

Being a dork means you don’t really care what others think of you, which is probably a good job if you’re going to be using these hilariously dorky pick up lines!

Have you got the Pokeballs to try these Pokemon pick up lines?

Are you ready to battle for her heart? Do you have the Poke-balls to use these funny Pokemon pick up lines to win her over?

A collection of hilarious band pick up lines for all the musicians out there!

You’re sure to hit the right notes and make sweet music if you use these hilarious band chat up lines on any musician or music lover!

Show your sporting side with these funny football pick up lines

The NFL has the highest average attendance of any sport. If the sport’s so popular, then these football pick up lines must be too! Give them a try now.

Practice these cheesy but funny Christian pick up lines religiously and you're sure to have your prayers answered!

These Christian chat up lines are so funny they have to be God-given! Practice them religiously and you’ll be just fine.

These funny chemistry pick up lines are sure to get a reaction!

Chemistry pick up lines are bound to get a reaction (pun intended!) And if you don’t have chemistry you’ll not get anywhere, so check out these great lines!

Does flattery really get you nowhere? Find out with these flattering pick up lines!

Don’t believe the old saying – these flattering pick up lines will get you everywhere! Everyone likes a little flattery!

Stand out in the dating crowd with these super sweet pick up lines!

If you want to make an impression you need some great lines. These sweet pick up lines will distinguish you from the crowds using the same old funny lines.

These knock knock pick up lines are sure to unlock the door to her heart

These hilariously funny knock knock chat up lines are sure to get the object of your affections to open up!

A selection of creepy pick up lines to put the willies up the target of your affection!

If you’re looking for some seriously creepy pick up lines then check these out. They’re downright weird. But will they work?

Sometimes bad can be good, especially when it comes to these really bad pick up lines!

Some lines are funny, some are cute, some are cheesy. But no lines are as terrible as these really bad pick up lines!

All our all-time favorite chat up lines are included in this collection of the best pick up lines ever!

If you’ve been searching for the best pick up lines ever, then search no more! Here are our all-time favorite funny lines that can’t possibly fail!

Practice these Mormon pick up lines religiously and you're sure to have success!

These funny Mormon chat up lines are guaranteed to Mormon-tarily knock her off her guard and allow you to make an impression!

These funny Harry Potter pick up lines are sure to cast a spell!

These examples of the best Harry Potter pick up lines are guaranteed to charm. In fact, you could say that they’re spellbinding!

Funny Christmas pick up lines for the holiday season.

It’s the holiday season and so here’s a fantastic collection of funny Christmas pick up lines for both guys and girls. No mistletoe required!

Use the element of surprise (and insult!) with these hilarious anti pick up lines

Use the element of surprise (and insult!) with these hilarious anti chat up lines.

More Fun And Laughter

If you enjoyed these collections of the very best pick up lines, be sure to check out the rest of LaffGaff for lots more entertainment and laughs. We have a huge selection of funny jokestrivia questions and answersfunny quotesquizzesbrainteasers and riddles, and pick up lines, so there’s something for everyone; in fact, you could say it’s a match made in heaven!

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