Funny Short Jokes

If we had to choose a favorite type of joke here at LaffGaff, it’d probably be funny short jokes. Maybe it’s just down to our lack of patience (or the modern malaise of wanting everything now), but for us you just can’t beat a clever yet quick short joke.

Anyway, check out our selections below and see what you think. And remember we publish a new joke every day, so be sure to come back regularly for all the latest laughs.

And if you’ve got a really funny short joke of your own that’s not listed here, why not tell us using the Submit A Joke link at the top of the page. We’ll be sure to credit you if we use your joke.

A selection of really funny short jokes for those who like quick humor

Latest Funny Short Jokes

Retired Boxer

A retired boxer goes to see his doctor because he’s having trouble sleeping.

“Have you tried counting sheep?” the doctor asks.

“I tried,” the boxer explains, “but every time I get to the number nine I stand up.”

Mahogany Bowtie

My wife said she saw a bowtie made from solid mahogany.

She said she nearly bought it for me but she didn’t think I would wear it.

I replied “Wooden tie?”

Bad Movie

I don’t know why everyone is saying Cats (the movie) was bad.

They played it on my flight home and there were only two walkouts.

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